Sloth Noir

Sloth Noir – The Midnight Brew of Legends ☕🌑

Step into the shadows of the jungle with Sloth Noir, a dark roast so bold, so smooth, and so mysteriously rich, it could wake even the laziest sloth from its deepest hibernation.

Crafted for those who crave depth, intensity, and a touch of midnight magic, Sloth Noir delivers a secret blend of different coffees from Central America. 

Slow-roasted to perfection, this full-bodied, low-acidity coffee is as smooth as a sloth’s glide through the treetops but hits with the power of a jungle thunderstorm. Whether you’re burning the midnight oil or savoring a slow, deliberate morning, Sloth Noir is the brew that lets you embrace the darkness without rushing a single sip.

🔥 Why Choose Sloth Noir?
✔ Ultra-Slow Roasted for maximum richness.
✔ 100% Ethically Sourced Beans—as pure as the jungle night.
✔ No Bitterness, Just Boldness—a perfectly balanced dark roast.
✔ Sloth-Approved for Late-Night HODLing, Deep Thinking & Smooth Sipping.

☕ Sip Slow. Live Bold. Welcome to the Dark Side of Coffee.

👉 Get Your Bag of Sloth Noir Today.